So last I heard he's doing fine. His surgery went well, but not as expected. Here's why: Turns out the doctors gave him a few options varying in quality and price for surgery. Low end would be the "roadkill and staples, in and out special." Survival rate 15%. On the high end would be the "heart of your enemy, replacement and spa treatment." There are some moral issues with the last as they take the life of your enemy, but the survival rate is on average above 150% because the heart of your enemy actually makes you stronger so you'll live longer than if your heart was fine. Just stay away from fatty foods.
Matthew opted for the middle of the road, "workingman special." Nice and affordable with a very high survival rate. Nothing fancy and exotic about this surgery except they use parts from a goat for something... I'm not sure for what though. Lunch, maybe?
Anyway, last I heard, he's on the mend which will be a long process of building up his strength and losing weight. He can already breath much better then before the surgery as goats are well known for their natural breathing abilities. Again, I don't know if the goat parts had anything to do with it, but he is breathing better. Hmmm.
While he is on the mend, he still needs our positive energy sent to him so keep him in your thoughts, prayers, meditations, letters to Santa, and any other form of well wishing you can think of.
Good luck Matthew.
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Um. Who is Matthew Gilman?
I guess I should have put a link in the post, huh?
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