Girls Gone Wild is for Suckers.

I don't mean the guys that buy that crap. I'm all for that. That keeps them from buying rohypnol and using it. Keeps 'em off the street, if you will.

I mean those girls that go wild. Idiots. All they get out of it is a T-shirt and a life time of self loathing. Their parents must be proud. No, not really, and If they are, they should be shot. If they're going to give away the milk for free, as it were, then they should at the very least, make money off of it. But I guess then they wouldn't be giving the milk away for free. All they are doing is helping that douchebag that owns Girls Gone Wild pay for his island. No, really. He has an island. Paid for by teen girls that may or may not have been under the influence of rohypnol. Definitely under the influence of alcohol. Absolutely under the influence of a gnawing lack of self worth.

I will say this for that douchebag. He has some kind of mystical power that can make hundreds and hundreds of girls take their shirt off at the least. Then he records it and give them a T-shirt as compensation. Obviously there is an audience for this crap. An island ain't cheap. And if you re-read my opening paragraph, he is kind of providing a service, keeping armies of douchebags off of the streets. So in a sense, he is a hero.

I guess that is kinda worth an island.