The Future of Hair Care

Here's a guarantee from me. In the future, say five to eight years from now, Hair care is going to be radically different. Longer hair will come back, but instead of being super fancy layer cuts or perms or anything like that, a new product is going to be released. This new product will be like hair gel with one incredible difference. It doesn't dry out like gel.

Since it doesn't dry out, it will keep it's sculptability (I think I just made up a word!). So, longer hair with some of this new gel will give the user the ability to sculpt a hairstyle whenever they want. If you are feeling particularly devilish, sculpt some horns in your hair. Want to feel magical? Unicorn horn. Feel like a fossil? Stegosaurus bone plates. Need vengeance because some weird marine biologist killed your shark baby? Jaws-like great white dorsal fin.

You get the idea.

I think this is a great idea (copyright Glenn Chipman 2008). I really hope it comes true. Sooner rather than later, as I may be bald in the not to distant future. Then I'll have to use the gel on my toupee.

What should we name it?