Have Fun, Confuse your pets.

Here's a short list of things to do to mess with your pets. Relax PETA, no animals were harmed in the making of this list.

1. Make that high pitched whistling noise while you're breathing in sound like a dog whine.

2. Laser Pointer.

3. Play dead (see pic). Poor guy was shocked.

4. Move the furniture.

5. Put mirrors on the floor.

6. Put Post-it notes sticky side up on the floor.

7. Eat on a glass table with no plates. Think about it.

8. Call them by a different name for a day.

9. Teach them to drool when you ring a bell.

10. Play a wind instrument.

11. Hang a piece of bacon from the ceiling just out of reach.

12. Pet a pillow lovingly to make 'em jealous.

13. Eat out of their dish.

14. Teach them to read.

15. Move the furniture back.

Of course, I don't tease any animal to the point that they get a complex. They're smart animals. Eventually, they'll catch on to your shenanigans and your games won't be nearly as effective. 

Love all animals. Have your pets spade and neutered. Unless of course you want them to have babies. Then it's cool.