SNOW?!?! Are you F@#$%&* Kidding me?

We were on the cusp of actual spring like weather. The wife and kid ran around outside for the first time in "warm" weather this year and we were looking forward to a nice warming trend.

I wake up this morning to sound of cars driving through puddles... I glance outside and see some of the biggest flakes ever. Great. A little later, I found out we are in store for 6 to 8 inches! AAAARRRGGGHHH! That's my best Charlie Brown impersonation.

I may need to apologize to everyone. I am unsure if I caused this or not. Maybe Jesus was in my fridge. Billy Zane is cool and all but I definitely don't want to piss off Jesus. As the old saying goes, "Nobody f@%#s with the Jesus." This may be proof.

It's probably too late to do anything about it now, but if Jesus shows his face around here again, I won't question it.

It really does look like Billy Zane though. Did I somehow piss off Billy Zane? Can he make it snow?