Sleeping is for Suckers.

Warning: Spoiler Alert! I'm about to reveal the secret to my success, so if you want to wait until the book or the movie comes out you should move on to the next post. Projected release date: December, 2012.

It's hard to justify wasting 1/3 of a day sleeping. Lazy. I understand the appeal, but when are you going to get stuff done? The time when I should be sleeping is when I have "me" time. I watch TV, do homework, play sudoku, and check my email all at the same time. THAT is the secret. Right there. Overstimulation. Constant input. CAFFEINE. All that stuff goes in and settles. It cross-pollinates and grows crazy idea flowers that i need to pick and share with y'all.

More crazy idea flowers coming soon.