Sunday, March 30, 2008

Markers Update

After nearly constant exposure for over 36 hours to a combination of Sharpie and Bic permanent markers, I've come to the conclusion that they overall suck. 

My eyes are dried out and in pain, my head is slightly throbbing, I'm completely out of focus, I've had an erection that's lasted for more than 4 hours (that makes it very hard to draw and could very well could be from something else), not to mention after eating an entire Chipolte burrito (yummy) I have no appetite.

This must be a facet of why advertising is hard. I can't think of another industry that goes through as many permanent markers.

I wonder if there's a class action lawsuit I can throw my name into. You never know what these fumes will do to you years down the road. I bet I start hallucinating soon. I mean I DID see Jesus in my fridge. But so did my wife... Hmmm...

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