The role I worked for my whole life, stolen out from under me, yet again...

This movie is going to be huge. And for good reason. It is about the coolest comic book character ever created. Sure, some people may think that he's overrated or it's not cool to like him because of how popular he is (which is the only reason anybody would say they don't like Radiohead). Well, those people are dumb. That character:

WOLVERINE

Hugh Jackman has been on the bottom of my list as an actor for a while now. Not because he's a bad actor... He's quite good actually. It's because he stole my role. I even have the sideburns. I would be willing to have real spring-loaded blades installed into my arms just so they wouldn't have to waste money on CGI trickery. 3 X-Men movies were made without me in them. I will not forgive anyone for that. I should shave my 'burns out of protest. But I won't.

Anyway, I just saw the trailer for the new movie that features Wolverine. I have to say that I have never hated Hugh Jackman more, but the movie looks AWESOME. Here's the trailer: