I bet you're wondering where card #4 is. Me too. As I stated in a previous Smurf card related post, no one man can ever possess all of the Smurf cards. Too much wisdom for one man. Having said that, lets get on to number 5.
What the hell?
Peyo, I do not mean to doubt your infinite wisdom, as you are the Creator, but what can this mean? In advertising, this style of showing something and saying the same thing is called see-say. A definite no-no. Am I tarnished now? Has my training as an ad student blocked my vision into the mysteries that are the Smurfs? I beg you Peyo, open my eyes...
Are you asking us to stay well preserved?
Are you warning us of the impending Smurfocalypse and the resultant Ice Age that follows?
Is this some kind of endurance test we must attempt in order to become more enlightened.?
I must admit, I tried contemplating this card for a while. I fasted, I meditated, then I got rickets from fasting and bedsores from sitting in the same place meditating for so long, but nothing came to mind. My heart tells me that "The End Is Nigh," my brain tells me, "Layer, layer layer," and my stomach tells me, "Mmmm. Salami." I haven't eaten dinner yet, so my stomach may win this round.
What can y'all tell me of this card. I think it's above me.
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