Today, I humbly and respectively have to remove my name for consideration as a candidate for the Vice President slot on the tickets of both Barack Obama and John McCain. Through intense soul searching and talks with my advisors, I have determined that I can better serve the country where I am. My quest to get Billy Zane some decent film roles notwithstanding, my family must come first. I do not want to expose them to the type of media frenzy that other candidates families have had to deal with. As an ultimate example of that type of intrusion, take the Bush twins. Especially during the first term. I don't want my child or possible future children having all of their crazy cocaine and booze fueled antics published in a tabloid and splashed all over TV for the entire world to see. That will be kept in the family.
In conclusion, I am honored to even have been considered, but I do not think this is the time nor the forum for me to pursue the political goals I have set for myself. So I will now turn my attention to being the best husband, father, and ad student that I can be. Thank you all for your continued support. God bless America.
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That's too bad this country could use your whit and personality for times such as this!
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