Not so long ago, I wrote a post about the great rice scare of '08. Read about it HERE.
Turns out, i wasn't that far off. Prostitutes are feeling the sting of the eventual transition to a rice-based economy. First, the oil goes, then the tomatoes start killing people like a cheesy 80's movie, now prostitutes have to bribe people to generate business. What kind of world do we live in were women that are trying to earn an easy living (is it really that easy? I mean, c'mon) by sharing their womanly wiles with truckers and politicians have to resort to handing out gas cards?!?
On a side note, would that persuade you? Gas prices are quickly rising... two birds, one stone....
I'm just saying.
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