Friday, May 23, 2008

Lincoln Towncar. 2003-'08


I am sad today. I just sold the only cool thing I owned. The piece of prestige that separated me from all of you. The one thing that let me live my gangsta life style.

My Lincoln Towncar. If you never got to ride in it, you missed out. That car rode like a cloud. I used to aim for potholes just for the gentle swaying motion that would result. The trunk was so big I could fit a whole family of bodies in it. The seats in it are more comfortable than your couch. My couches are direct descendants of the Towncar, and therefore, more comfortable than your couches too.

I am sad today.

2 comments:

Mr. Pet Rock said...

Playas never die, they just get new rides...

Glenn said...

i'm not a playa, i just crush a lot.